Overheard

I couldn't help but listen to the couple next stall at the Dillards fitting rooms.

Guy: uh...my peepee caught in the zipper..

Girl: hun, we're not the only people in here, you know that...

Guy: oh, ok.

a few seconds later...

Guy: honey, i'm officially a size 32!! wohooo! (then he farts loudly) ooops, 31.

2010

Why, hello, blog. It's been awhile. A long while.

I keep wanting to update but i really don't know where to start. I've had lots of stories wanting to be said but i never seem to get sit and start.

I guess i'm getting old.

Anyway, i resolve to update this blog quite often this year.

Yes?

Yes.

that's settled then.

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