Jill

"Turn right in 0.2 miles on 75th Street," Jill announces.

"Ok, 75th Road it is...," i say as i try to estimate how far 0.2 miles is. Ooops, there's 75th! I just missed the turn.

" Recalculating...." says, Jill trying to salvage the situation. "Turn right in 0.5 miles on 79th street."

"Ok, ok...79th...79th....where's 79th? wait i just passed 80th. Sheesh, i missed it again."

"Recalculating..." Jill patiently directs. "Turn right in 0.1 mile, on 81st Street."

"Recalculating..." as patient and as nice as ever. "Turn right in 0.2 miles on 83rd Street."

"I got it, i got it!!" as i maneuver the car onto 83rd. "Wohoooo! Where next?"

"Turn right on Stewart Road."

"ok......nooninooninoooo...."

"Recalculating..."

"oops, soweee again..."

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I got jill two months ago. And she has a hard time telling me where to go. Sometimes i think i hear a very long sigh after she says "recalculating." But i thank God she does not come with hands or else matagal na akong binatukan neto at pinagmumura. hahahahahah!

She gives me up to date traffic news....but i don't listen to her.
She has bluetooth to automatically answer my phone....but my phone doesn't have bluetooth. wahahaahah.
She plays mp3s...but i'd rather sing alone. wahahahaha.

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i think i'm naming my car Jill. Yeah, she's Jill from now on.

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Nagasgas at mejo nayupi ang kotse ko nung isang araw. Ang sakit sa loob ko, sobra. Parang ayoko na magdrayb tuloy. Kakawalang gana. Ang masama pa, walang insurance ang nakagasgas neto! Kung di ba naman tanga. At sa driver's side pa tumama!

Hirap talaga pag isang malaking bato sa tabi ng daan ang kalaban mo. Wala kang kalaban laban. tsk tsk tsk....

dambel.

Puno

Sabi ni Bridget Jones, pagandahan daw ng krismas tree nung pasko. Intindi ko naman padamihan. E di nangolekta ako ng sandamukal na puno. O ayan, dami no?

Sabi ko, gusto ko makakita ng isno. Naman kase, snow-capped mountains white pa lang nakikita ko, from a distance pa. So ako'y nag-impake at lumipad ako patungo sa kabilang ibayo para makakita ng yelo. Maryland.....walang yelo. Virginia....walang yelo. DC....wala....Jersey....wala....Philadelphia...wala pa din....New York....wala. Walang yelo. Warm winter daw. Tae.

So umuwi na lang ako.

Biset.