Monday, January 29, 2007

Jill

"Turn right in 0.2 miles on 75th Street," Jill announces.

"Ok, 75th Road it is...," i say as i try to estimate how far 0.2 miles is. Ooops, there's 75th! I just missed the turn.

" Recalculating...." says, Jill trying to salvage the situation. "Turn right in 0.5 miles on 79th street."

"Ok, ok...79th...79th....where's 79th? wait i just passed 80th. Sheesh, i missed it again."

"Recalculating..." Jill patiently directs. "Turn right in 0.1 mile, on 81st Street."

"Recalculating..." as patient and as nice as ever. "Turn right in 0.2 miles on 83rd Street."

"I got it, i got it!!" as i maneuver the car onto 83rd. "Wohoooo! Where next?"

"Turn right on Stewart Road."

"ok......nooninooninoooo...."

"Recalculating..."

"oops, soweee again..."

******

I got jill two months ago. And she has a hard time telling me where to go. Sometimes i think i hear a very long sigh after she says "recalculating." But i thank God she does not come with hands or else matagal na akong binatukan neto at pinagmumura. hahahahahah!

She gives me up to date traffic news....but i don't listen to her.
She has bluetooth to automatically answer my phone....but my phone doesn't have bluetooth. wahahaahah.
She plays mp3s...but i'd rather sing alone. wahahahaha.

******

i think i'm naming my car Jill. Yeah, she's Jill from now on.

******
Nagasgas at mejo nayupi ang kotse ko nung isang araw. Ang sakit sa loob ko, sobra. Parang ayoko na magdrayb tuloy. Kakawalang gana. Ang masama pa, walang insurance ang nakagasgas neto! Kung di ba naman tanga. At sa driver's side pa tumama!

Hirap talaga pag isang malaking bato sa tabi ng daan ang kalaban mo. Wala kang kalaban laban. tsk tsk tsk....

dambel.

23 Comments:

Blogger vernaloo said...

I named the car I'm driving before Hondie...guess she liked it coz she remains quiet kahit para na akong mental sa kaka bitchfest mag-isa sa loob ng sasakyan hehe

Anyway sorry to hear about the gasgas...bato kamo kalaban mo? lol

1:58 PM  
Anonymous Major Tom said...

Jill is a nice and sexy name and it's easy to remember. I used to name our car Blue Thunder but I always forget it that at one time i had to search the movie of the same title in the net.

3:24 PM  
Anonymous Prab said...

Yung bato kasi, nakaharang. lol

Dumb question: Is that some sort of GPS thing? If it is, it would drive me nuts if I had something like that. The word "recalculating" would always be in my head.

Btw, I thought I was the only one to name cars. Named our car "Mitsy." It stands for something. Care to guess? :)

4:00 PM  
Anonymous abstabs said...

nice one Duke! "Anni mabba, dambel ka fermi"... misyu a looottt...

4:40 PM  
Anonymous Abi said...

hahahahaha!!! ano ka ba don, buti hindi tumalsik ang bato at na-scratch ang windshield mo.

well oh well, i guess Jill will have to teach you how to recalculate distances. She seems patient. Pakilala mo kami sa kanya soon.

5:29 PM  
Blogger atticus said...

hahahahahahahahaaaaaaa! yooohooo! i don't mean to laugh at you pero....hahahahaha! hindi na ako mag-isang nakakahiya ang unang bangga.

kasi iyong monumento sa harap ng gma7 ang una kong nabangga.

9:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

jack, ang gara aman ng jill mo, talented. paminsan minsan makinig ka naman sa kanya at ingatan. ikaw rin baka magtampo.

http://iskoo.net

9:40 PM  
Anonymous Sa Wari Ko said...

GPS!!!

1:35 PM  
Blogger Alternati said...

What's with straight guys and naming their cars? My brother calls his cars "Bianca" and "Erin" (I'm not too sure bout the second one)

LOL... I don't drive because what I'll drive will get more than a scratch.

12:46 AM  
Blogger Asignatura said...

Buti na lang wala akong kotse kasi kung meron, malamang kaaway ko na din yung mga bato sa gilid ng kalsada. ..Akala ko, totoong tao yung jill. Ang tanga. lelz

2:36 AM  
Blogger jef said...

I feel sad for your car.

That's the ugly part of being a good driver--having to meet STUPID drivers hehe.

Sana di na mangyari sayo ulit yan, Doc!

Best regards.

4:46 AM  
Blogger duke said...

jef...errrr.....bato yung nabangga ko. ako yung tanga. hehehehe.

7:27 AM  
Anonymous teripotz said...

Palagay ko..bagay kayo ni Jill. =P

Tagal ko na palang d nakakadaan dito tsk tsk.

9:20 PM  
Blogger tin-tin said...

hi jill!!!

doc, nabangga ka? may tawag dun eh. hehe

6:53 PM  
Blogger cruise said...

mukhang mahal na mahal mo si jill ayaw mo magasgasan, well, tama naman yung ingatan natin mga mahal natin :) be safe.

www.cruise247.wordpress.com

10:35 PM  
Anonymous tintin said...

ei doc, i noticed the last word in your entry.. ilocano ka noh? typical iluko expression eh.. hehehe..

nwei, pukpukin mo yung bato.. dali!!:D

1:13 AM  
Blogger rudyman said...

ayos na tsikot mo doc nagsasalita, pasyal mo naman dito sa bukid namin yan, dami bato dto pampraktis. wehe pag kotse ko carrey papangalan ko, kasi car tapos carrey nyehe

tae

1:28 AM  
Anonymous Mm said...

don, wawa ka naman:( di bale, bili ka na lang bagong Jill hehehe! sana di ka toxic at mag sesecond year ka na:)

12:39 PM  
Anonymous snglguy said...

Dapat binusinahan mo yung bato! Kaya ayan, nagasgas tuloy ang Honda Civic mo... :-(

5:44 PM  
Anonymous van said...

poor jill... she has to put up with you.. tsk tsk...

4:48 PM  
Blogger pilimon said...

bato??!!

anak ng..--- adik ka dok! adik! :p

5:48 PM  
Blogger duke said...

vernaloo. hondie? i guess honda sya. oo gasgas. bato. antanga no? tanga yung bato.

major tom. blue thunder? now that's funny. "ok, i'll just park blue thunder,". "sige, sakay na kay blue thunder." lol. hahahaha.

prab. oo. tanga yung bato. tanga. yup, it's a gps. but i've learned to work with it now. Mitsy? baket mitsy? siret.

abstabs. fermi. dambel. hahahaha. miss u too.

abi d. wala ako balak mag calculate calculate ulet. kaya ko sya binili para gumaan ang buhay ko. hahahaah.

atticus. yung malaking bato, hindi sya kasing laki ng monumento sa harap ng GMA. mas malala ka pa din!

iskoo. oo talented yan. di nga lang nya sinasagot mga tanong ko. ewan ko ba. hehehehe. nagtampo na nga ata.

sa wari ko. GPS!

alternati. i don't know. won't you name your car someting? i really don't know. my friend named hers MAX. and he's the same exact car that i have. as in sinamahan ko pa sya bumili hahahaahah.

asignatura. tunay. tanga.

jeff. yea, lotsa stupid drivers out there. ingat ingat.....hahahahah.

teripotz. salamat at dumaan ka ulet.tagal na din kse ako di naupdate kaya mejo bumaba na din counts. salamas sa pagdaan.

tintin. oo nabangga ako. may tawag dun. victim. wahahahaahahah. belat.

cruise. eh gusto mo ba masagasaan kotse mo?! sino ba may gusto nun. heheheh. oo saka nakakawalang gana nga eh. tek ker too. camera ko asan na?

tintin. oo ilocano ako. sinipa ko na yung bato. tae sya.

rudyman. carrey. pede na. ayaw mo kotch? kse kotchi? wakekekekekek. or ots? kse oto? wakekekekkek.

mm. wawa nga si jill. di naman ako toxic. toksik toksikan lang. hahaha. di pa fully paid si jill. at wala na akong balak bumili ng isa pa habang nagreresidency pa ako. nexs time na pag mayaman na ako. hahahahah.

snglguy. sinipa ko yung bato! biset sya. di tumatabi. kita na nga nya na dumadaan ako eh. antangatanga pa nya at tatlong beses pa sya nasagasaan. susme.

van. everyone has to put up with me. hheheheheheh. musta ka na? got the book i sent?

pilimon. oo bato. batong bato. droga. high ako. adik adik. hehehehehe. baliw.

1:20 PM  
Anonymous van said...

hindi ko pa rin nakukuha kay chums... waaaahhhh... kukunin ko na, pramises :)

tae, nakakamiss ka rin pala :P

10:20 AM  

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