Monday, December 12, 2011
Monday, November 21, 2011
My Dog
I have seriously been considering getting a dog but i don't think i can handle such big responsibility. I have gone as far as downloading an application form for a dog adoption. When people ask me what kind of dog i wanted, i say i want a dog that doesn't bark when unnecessary, doesn't poop or pee in my house, doesn't chew on my furniture, doesn't shed, and doesn't smell. I was told to get a stuffed toy.
But i have been practising with my friends' children and i don't know if i can be with them the whole day really.
Anyway, got this in my mailbox a few weeks ago.
I think it's a sign.
I wonder.
But i have been practising with my friends' children and i don't know if i can be with them the whole day really.
Anyway, got this in my mailbox a few weeks ago.
I think it's a sign.
I wonder.
Monday, October 24, 2011
Monday, September 12, 2011
BP
Was it last year when the crackdown on illegal aliens in AZ was started? It was in the news for months.
In the clinic I work in, i have to pass by the a border patrol check point every single day. I have to roll down my windows, produce my passport, and answer a lot of ridiculous questions. Questions sometimes so dumb that I want to just tell them that I'm a US citizen so they'd leave me alone.
BP: Where did you come from?
Me: *smiling* Yuma. (there's only one road here, did you really have to ask?)
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BP: Is this a rental car?
Me: *smiling* No. (ran out of questions?)
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BP: May I see your passport?
Me: Sure. ( I hand over my passport and he looks at it, can't seem to find what he's looking for, and I know he doesn't know what he's looking for / looking at...takes about 3 minutes scanning that little piece of booklet...then realizes that he doesn't know what he's really looking for / looking at...looks at the stalled cars behind....looks at me sipping my coffee in my car....doesn't know what to do....and waves me over)
BP: OK, have a good day!
Me: Thanks. (and I take my time, take one slow sip, put my cup back onto the cup holder, roll up my window, smile, and drive slow.)
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BP: US Citizen?
Me: No. ( i hand my passport)
BP: (looks at it, can't seem to understand what he's looking at, realizes a line is forming...) Please pull over to secondary.
Me: Why?
BP: Just pull over to secondary (secondary is where they ask people to wait, sometimes step out of the car, a lot of times strip the car if their dog smells something)
BP: Just do it.
Me: Why? I pass by here everyday, you still don't know what you're looking for?
BP: Just go to secondary, sir!
Me: OK. (me pulls over to secondary, open my window, sees BP walking towards me)
BP: Here's your passport sir, have a nice day.
Me: (have a nice day my ass.)
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BP: where do you work?
Me: At the ********* (and if you actually read what you're holding you would know, and don't give me the excuse that you're just testing me)
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BP: US Citizen?
Me: No (i'm the doctor that you consulted for a nasty rash on your groin the other day. btw, how is it? passed it on to your wife yet?)
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BP: US Citizen?
Me: No (and i'm the same person you stopped yesterday)
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Me: (driving my honda civic)
BP: Stop. US Citizen?
Me: No. (i'm asian. in a civic)
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Me: (driving my friend's BMW SUV)
BP: Have a good day!
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Me and Friend: (driving in a Hummer)
BP: Have a good day!
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Me: (back in my civic)
BP: US Citizen? Passport?
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BP: Citizenship?
Me: Filipino.
BP: Pacquiao! Have a good day!
Me: (eing?)
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BP: Citizenship?
Me: Filipino
BP: Anow eng iyowng nasyownelided? Tema be?
Me: Teme ke!
BP: so when is Pacquiao gonna fight Mayweather?
Me: I don't know *small talk?*. Hey, i'm late.
BP: Good day!
lasing lang.
Saturday, August 13, 2011
Monday, August 08, 2011
Starting Again
October. hmm. 10 months ago was the last time i blogged. That was about the time i also went active on Facebook.
Like many others, i think, Facebook killed my blog.
But I miss writing. Sometimes phrases on Facebook just don't tell the whole story like it is. A few words just don't kick it.
I also tried tweeting. but i only got as far as registering and downloading the tweeter app on to my macbook. Part of me is getting lazy to learn this app. After a few posts, i stopped.
I am writing in very short sentences, i noticed. I guess this is what 'shootouts' has done to me. But I will try again.
So, it is 12.43AM, August 8, 2011, and today i RESURRECT!