Sunday, August 14, 2005

Kahiya

Do you do stupid things when you’re alone?

Lemme tell you about another ATM embarrassing moment. (yup, i've got episode1 and episode 2)

The ATM booth I always withdraw from is, well, like any other glass-enclosed, sound proof booth...or so I thought. To make things more interesting, I strike a dialogue with the machine. Here’s how a typical conversation goes:

ATM machine: Welcome to your 24 hour call-in service (or sumthin like that)

Me: Oh thanks. How are you?

ATM machine: Please enter your 7 digit number.

Me: Ok, doing it.

Then here I start to sing out loud, (sometimes really loud, if the song calls for it)
~~.. one blaze of glooory..GLLOORRRRRYYYYYY!!!!..~

ATM machine: Would you like another transaction?

Me: Nope, I’m good.

ATM machine: Please take your card and cash, and transaction slip.

Me: Ok, thank you very much.

ATM machine: Thank you for using ***. At your service, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Me: Thank you very much. Bubbye.
***************
One night, as I was withdrawing, I heard a giggle from behind the walls.

Syet.

(I then discovered that no atm booth is soundproof... well, at least none of the booths I’ve sung concerts in)

18 Comments:

Blogger chumsychums said...

tsk tsk.sasabihin ko pa ren bang tanga ka o alam mo na yun?deh.sasabihin ko pa ren.tanga ka.mwehehe:D

5:04 AM  
Blogger gypsy said...

malay mo balang araw me nakapila na talent agent tas madiskober ka.

pero tingin ko mas ok pa rin yung komedyante.

ako una tatawa. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

5:15 AM  
Blogger kero said...

kahiya ka talaga! =P

8:52 AM  
Anonymous abi said...

bwahahahahahaha.... iba ka talaga don!!!

8:58 PM  
Blogger Naomi said...

those voices that you've overheard weren't really inside the atm machine. Mga boses yun from behind, sa mismong loob ng bangko. My friend here workks in a bank. Sila yung mga nagka-count ng mga transaction na pumapasok sa atm machines. They're counting all the cash na dinideposit from the ATM para mai-audit later. May speaker na nagko-connect from the outside [like where u are standing] direct from their system straight to the guard. Also may naka-hook din na camera. Yung mismong salamin na pinipindutan mo, andun ang camera, salo ang buong pagmumukha mo. So next time, don't just sing, SMILE ka rin bro. Pogi mo pa naman, ajehjeh! =)

10:52 PM  
Anonymous butete said...

sakto title ng blog mo =p

2:59 AM  
Blogger goryo4u said...

mabuti na lang walang "select song" button yung ATM dahil kung meron, sigurago pagkatapos ng transaction mo lalabas yung score ng pagkanta mo.

salamat nga sa pagdalaw doc, este... duke.

cheers!

3:00 AM  
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5:51 AM  
Anonymous miwa said...

doc,

you're a strange one. but that benug93x*edjh(??) is one helluva weird one. comments like that makes talking and singin' for an atm machine look normal.

9:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

duke: at alam mo ba na me camera ang mga ATMs? di ako magtataka kung minsan makita kita sa bitoy's funniest... haydol ka talaga!

benuq93xbandres: please send my regard to senator cain. how's abel, by the way?

11:29 AM  
Blogger Sinukuan said...

hehe.aus un.kaso ang sama naman nila hindi ka nila pinalakpakan...


waaaaahhh...
thanks for the drop pala i linked u up nah ^_^

6:24 AM  
Blogger teripotz said...

hehe..ok to ah.Gayahin kaya kita? ;) Kaaliw naman tong entry mo..nga pala, salamat sa pagcomment sa aking blog..oks lang bang ilink kita? Mukhang marami akong mapupulot na aral dito eh..hehe..magandang araw!

8:50 AM  
Anonymous mei said...

aus lang yan no; ung bayaw ko nga yung mga machines sa tollway ino-orderan ng jollibee...heehee,,, normal na yan sa panahon ngayon! :)

ps. link kita ha docduke.

11:24 AM  
Blogger ~*becky*~ said...

thanks for the comment s blog ko.. ^_^ dont worry your not alone.. im also doing stuffs like that.. jaz the tok to the atm machine.. hihi its fun..

12:08 PM  
Anonymous bugsybee said...

Doc Duke, I certainly would love to see you singing with passion. Do you read the Phil. Daily Inquirer? They featured in yesterday's biz pages a device they put on ATM machines that will allow people with criminal intentions to copy your password.

OT: Get rid of that spammer Duke. Click on that Fight Spam button that I have so you can fight back. Got that one from Sassy Lawyer.

4:30 PM  
Blogger duke said...

chums, tanga ka din. hekhek.
gypsy, artista na ako, singer pa! gleng gleng!
kero, sus, kinahihiya mo talga ako no? tsk tsk tsk.
abi, iba talga ako!
naomi, i'l remember that. smile ako palagi with my close up smile. baka magkacommercial ako.
goryo, e di nagtagal ako kung may select a song yun machine. at baka diko na iniwanan yun. hehe.
benuq, huy, sinu ka? mas mahaba pa yan kesa sa post ko ah.
miwa, i'm strange? i thought i was normal.
anonymous, ngayon ko lang nalaman may camera yun. hi tek na pala no?
stellar, onga, actually sana pumalakpak nalang sila. e tinawanan ako eh.
teripots, madami ka talga mapupulot na katarantaduhan dito, hahahaha.
mei, ayus, magkakasundo kami ng bayaw mo.
becky, welkam to da club! so how many concerts have you done so far? let's team up for a major concert at the araneta.
atorni bugsybee, may kamera nga daw. e di naman sinabi saken dati eh. at naglagay na ako ng anti spam. hehehe. salamat sa pagdalo.

~one blaze of gloory, GLOOOOORYYYYY!!!~~

4:47 AM  
Blogger Duke said...

hahahaha! ok sa kanta ah!!!
thanks for passing by my site .. same name pa tayo ;)

9:40 PM  
Anonymous van said...

sige na... hindi ko na gagatungan yung mga sinasabi nilang TANGA ka kase matagal naman na nating alam na TANGA ka diba? hehehe

PS: piz tayo duke *grins*

PPS: enye na lang ako ng mp3 ng kinakanta mo... para the best... hahaha

12:41 AM  

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