Saturday, April 11, 2009

Slob

A: Hey, can I hitch a ride with you?

Me: Sure.

A: Thanks.

Me: Are you updated with your tetanus shots?

A: Yeah, i think so. Why do you ask?

Me: Oh you'll see.

Opens the car door...

A: WHOAAH!!
I'm a slob. My car has trash from September of 2008 when the hurricane hit. Oh no, wait, it has trash from way before that. I'm surprised it doesn't smell. I decided to take pictures. Trust me, it looks worse in real life.




The backseat doesn't look that cluttered? that's because i have my white coats covering the mess. Hmm, so there's the shoe i've been looking for. And it's on a banana republic bag that contains a shirt that i bought in November of 2008. Under that white coat are 2 pairs of pants and some other clothes. and a lot more! unopened letters, journals...paper...more paper...





The trunk. It's not as as bad. The black box contains all my important papers. It was the first thing i took during the evacuation. Behind the box...is more trash. I see some of my shoes on the right side.





I'm currently staying at Dr. Guidry's vacation house all by myself. Been here since December. Here's my rooms. You're looking at the landing on the 2nd floor. The laundry basket, my bag from my NY-Sanfo trip last Feb (which still has clothes in it), and more trash.




This is the room i sleep in. You might ask, where is the bedsheet? I know it's somewhere on the bed. I think it's the green one at the lower corner. I'm not showing you the other side of the bed. It's worse.


































Meanwhile, in the other room...

Lots of clothes still in bags and with tag prices on them. When you hate to wash and iron, you end up buying more stuff. :p I actually have enough shirts to wear to clinic for more than 2 months without washing.






There's one more room with more clutter and more clothes and more boxes. I don't want to post how it looks like anymore. I know you get the picture. Everyday i tell myself to get organized. Obviously i don't listen.

21 Comments:

Blogger The Scud said...

bwahaha.. slb ka din pala. is that for good or temporary lang until you move in to your renovated house?

5:00 PM  
Blogger duke said...

Hi scud. i've always been a slob. That i don't live in my own house is not helping either. I hope to move in soon and try to fix the kalat. I'm dreading the move thoug. parang andami kse. haay.

5:04 PM  
Anonymous judy said...

Wow, you drink a lot of green tea. I'm sure Lipton appreciates your business.

1:11 AM  
Blogger jho said...

typical na lalaki ka. Parang mga kapatid ko. YUng tipong matatakot ka galawin ang kalat nila kasi mamya may alaga na silang ahas beneath the pile of trash. hehehe. Happy Easter Duke!

7:46 AM  
Blogger dead.fish said...

haha ok yan, ako rin ganyan. di ka nag-iisa. di naman ako proud. gusto ko ring mag-ayos. pero di ko magawa. bakit kaya?

11:21 AM  
Anonymous totobear said...

Talaga bang kailangan i-mention ang Banana Rep? Pwede namang sabihing plastic bag lang diba? Hahahaha. Sumbong kita kay you-know-who mamaya. :)

Parang gusto ko tuloy lumipad dyan at ayusin ang kalat mo. Paano kung may mga pasyente ka palang nagbabasa ng blog mo no? Haha! :)

1:50 PM  
Blogger atticus said...

dukeeeeee! huwag makalat. one day at a time, one spot at a time. kaya iyan.

o kaya, get a cleaning lady. once a week. minsanang bayaran. anak ng.

buti nababayaran mo pa ang bills mo?

3:35 PM  
Blogger kero said...

dugyot!!!!

sana mag surprise visit yung nagpahiram sayo ng bahay! =P

4:31 PM  
Blogger Ely said...

for some reason, gusto ko mga rooms na makalat, basta ndi aken. LOL

11:43 PM  
Blogger lucas said...

you should see my room...at hindi pa ako nagevacuate sa lagay na yun. hahaha!

5:59 PM  
Anonymous abstabs said...

whada@#$%^!
kaya pala panay sabi mo na pwedeng pwede lang tumuloy sa bahay mo-naghahanap ka ng mag aayos!
sige, next year-pag naka hanap ka na ng bagong tutuluyan mo...linisin ko...

8:58 PM  
Blogger sam said...

ah doc duke.... bakit ka ganyan? nyehehehe...

12:50 PM  
OpenID edebelenmd said...

So don... anong bago? :P

2:48 PM  
Blogger UtakMunggo said...

you must be thanking the Guy Upstairs that you're not married; because if you were, you'd be down on your hands and knees cleaning up after yourself, all day everyday for the rest of your life.

that's one thing my sperm donor had to give up on when i handed him his ball and chain.

6:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@Doc Duke. o wow. what a clutter!!!

you know Niecy Nash? You know, CLEAN HOUSE?!!!

hahaha. better call her right now :P

Popoy

9:53 AM  
Blogger duke said...

judy. Yes i do.

jho. may ahas na nga ata. gumagalaw na sila mag isa. hehehe.

dead.fish. bakit kaya? kse mas madaling maging makalat kesa sa maayos!weeee!!!

totobear. lumipad ka dito ayusin mo mga gamit ko dali!! lika na!!

atticus. akchuli, mejo yung utility bills ko ay di ko na alam. hahahaha! may disconnection notice na ako. weeeee!!!

kero. akchuli, pumunta nga dito nung sunday! hahahaha!!! e buti sa baba lang sya at di na umakyat. hahahaha!!

ely. baket mo naman gusto ng rooms na makalat? punta ka dito, mdami akong rooms na makalat. maglilinis ka ba? heehehe.

lucas. kahit di nung di ako evacuee...madumi na room ko. hahahaha! pictures ng room mo!!!

abstabs. oo, kaya nga kita niyayaya dito para may tagalinis, tagalaba, tagahugas ng pinggan, tagaluto, tagamasahe....hehehehehe.

sam. Sam! buhay ka! hehehe. bakit ako ganito? ewan ko. hahahah.

edebelenmd. walang bago. same old same old. as if naman ikaw masinop. hahahaha.

utakmunggo. buti na lang wala pa akong asawa! o kaya...baka pag may asawa ako eh mas maayos ang buhay ko at bahay ko? watchatink? hahahah.

Popoy...sino yun? magkano ang kanyang services? hehehehe. clean house.

3:50 PM  
Blogger Lene said...

I bet kaya ka nag-post ng mga kalat mo is because you're trying to convince yourself to clean up. Kaso no chance. Dun ka siguro comfy, sa makalat na lugar. Papuntahin ko dyan mga taga-Payatas ha?! he he he

Nakaka-stress bahay mo, promise! :)

4:22 PM  
Blogger duke said...

Lene. Mag stress tabs!

1:25 PM  
Blogger Millionaire@age20 said...

nakakrelate ako sa dirty stuff moh! pero i always get scolded by mom so I kinda of clean it right away! I hope somebody is there to scold you too! hahahhaha

9:46 AM  
Blogger pilimon said...

lamang ka lang ng isang paligo!
mabuhay tayo!!!!


>:)

7:22 AM  
Anonymous Marlon said...

parang may ahas sa ilalim ng kama. haha!

hey doc, kamusta?

marlon

3:32 PM  

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