Sunday, March 15, 2009

The Blue Pill

I grabbed my coat and headed for lunch. I saw a small hispanic old man arguing with the receptionist on my way out. He saw me and smiled broadly. I recognized him as my 81 year old patient.


Old Man: There's my doc! Hey doc, i'm so glad to see you!

Me: Hey there, Mr. C. How are you?

Mr. C: What?

Me: I said how are you? (i see his hearing is not working again)

Mr. C: What?

Me: HOW ARE YOU?!

Mr. C: OH, I'M FINE DOCTOR! I JUST NEED SOME MEDICATIONS!!

Me: Oh, sure no problem. just tell this young lady here what you need and i'll call it in for you when i get back.

Mr C: WHAT?

Me: TELL HER WHAT YOU NEED AND I'LL CALL IT IN FOR YOU!!!

Mr. C: OK, I JUST WANT SOME VIAGRA!!!!

Me: WHAAAAT?!!!! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ON VIAGRA!!!!!

MR. C: OH YES I AM!!!! FOR THE PAST 5 YEARS NOW!!!

Me: OK, SET UP AND APPOINTMENT WITH ME TOMORROW AND WE'LL DISCUSS THIS!

Mr C: I WANT SOME VIAGRA OR MY 26 YEAR OLD GIRLFRIEND IS GOING TO LEAVE ME!!!!!

Me: OK, OK TOMORROW WE'LL TALK ABOUT YOUR VIAGRA!!!


I forgot that we were in the waiting room. When i turned my head, the other patients were already laughing.

12 Comments:

Blogger jho said...

lensyak! ano yun MMM? 81 vs 26? natatawa ako. Hindi pala nag-iisa yung manager namin dati (andyan na siya sa estates ngayon). pero mas bata naman yun kaysa dun sa pasyente mo... at nasa waiting area pa kayo ha.... hehehe

12:59 PM  
Blogger lucas said...

may effect pa pala yun sa 80 and above??? gosh..

can i call you Doc D.? hehe! i always thought you were in the medical field like but i didn't know you're a doctor...:)

6:16 PM  
Blogger The Scud said...

lol. mahilig pa din pala si lolo. :-D

7:07 PM  
Blogger Lene said...

ayyy si Lolo! ha ha I'm curious kung ano idi-discuss mo sa kanya about it? Will you make him stop using it? Di ba delikado na yun sa age nya?

Or maybe he needs a psychiatrist? :p

8:42 PM  
Anonymous judy said...

Back to the daily grind, eh?

I know he's an elderly, and hence the hearing loss, but could the hearing loss also be exacerbated by ummm Granddaddy's Viagra use? It IS a SE. But who could blame the guy?!? If I were anatomically equipped and if given the choice, shoot... I'm sure I would choose Viagra over the ability to hear any day! :)

9:01 AM  
Blogger Richard the Lionheart said...

Nice naman... Buti na lang hindi ko pa kailangan niyan... Hayz!

10:34 PM  
Blogger Retro Manila said...

Engeng pill.

3:55 AM  
Blogger UtakMunggo said...

bless him. ahaha

6:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LoL... just think, a few years ago you would have said "mexican" -- now it's "hispanic!" methinks somebody is getting more politically correct or older (political correctness only comes with old age) lol...

9:25 AM  
Anonymous Abi said...

Hahahaha! In fairness, active ang lifestyle niya for his age!

10:16 AM  
Blogger duke said...

jho. anong MMM? hahaha. oo, mabaet yung matandang yun. sobrang bingi nga lang at lagi kami nagsisigawan.

Lucas. oo naman. hehehe. you may call me anything. It doesn't have to be doc. No biggie.

The Scud. di ata nawawala ng hilig. hehehe.

lene. hinde, nung bumalik sya saken binigyan ko. oks lang yun. sinigurado ko lang yung precautions.

judy. ok.

Richard the lionheart. sus, malapit mo na kailanganin yan! buwahahaha!

Retro Manila. Hindi ko alam kung gagana sa mga unggoy eh. hehehe.

Utak Munggo. yea, at least he has a happy sex life. wohoooo!

anonymous. i wonder who you are....

Abi. yep, in fairview.

1:14 PM  
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2:47 PM  

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