9 lives...8...7...6...going...going...
Life 9. refer to this entry.
Life 8. a few weeks back, while my sister and I were climbing up the stairs, we chanced upon poopoo cat leisurely walking down the stairs. I kicked her hard and ran after her but she was faster.
Life 7. two weeks ago, my sister and I prepared milk mixed with vetsin. Lots of vetsin. and more vetsin. we bought the big pack for this specific mission. I crept up to the fourth floor where poopoo cat was taking a nap and offered her the bowl of milk which she lapped with such gusto. *sneer sneer*. Drink up everything, kitty, drink, drink. The next mawnin, she expressed her thanks with a mound of fresh poo on my doorfront.
Life 6. Just a few hours ago, I saw poopoo cat lying on the balcony of the third floor, just lazing there and probably thinking of where to get her next meal. I silently approached her and before she could run away I pushed her off the ledge! Yahooo!!! I watched the white furball fall three floors down to the ground floor and scram to the nearest hiding place for shelter. Well, she landed unscathed, as usual.
She still has 6 lives left. And I’m running out of ways to kill her. I guess a repeat would be nice. Any suggestions?
posted by duke at 2:20 AM
5 Comments:
akin na lang pusa ninyo... pramis, gusto ko ng pusa!
e sa di ko nga mahuli huli. at kung mahuli ko yun, papatayin ko na talga. pengeng tips para madispose na si poopoo cat.
try warfarin
hindi kaya si anonymous eh si tsutsugamushi rin? =)
don, gumising ka na! =P
doc,
Bigyan mo si kitty ng pagkaing hinaluan ng powdered paracetamol or ibuprofen. Isang tablet lang ng kahit ano dun sa dalawa or pagsabayin mo na para siguradong dedo.
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